Thursday, August 01, 2002

Oh no, can it be true? Is the only hope for punkrockers pushing on 40 to be taken seriously, Ian MacKaye, a dopesmoking sexfiend? First there was this shocking exposé and now even some soundproof has turned up. Listen to this and tell me you think Ian isn't giving Lee Perry and all the other rastadudes a run for their money in the grand reggaetradition of stoned mumbling over a fucked up riddim. Frankly the Whale wouldn't give a shit if Ian turned out to be a puppydogmolestor as long as he keeps rocking like this. For more liverock'n'roll for people who aren't very rock'n'roll (and real rockers to of course) go here.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Actually in his mysterious absence the Whale was kicking his latest sexaddiction, I had my mojo pumping so hard it almost fell of. And I can't have that, now can I?
After an overwhelming demand of wild hysterical fans for new Killerwhaleshit, your humble servant once again returns to this crappy server to deliver the goods!