Saturday, June 01, 2002

The Highschool Rockers think you're ugly. And well, you are!

Thursday, May 30, 2002

The Yanks got into a bit of trouble since they didn't spot that Arab on radar. Their new prez seems to inhale though, carfumes that is. When he was 5 daddy-o used to lock him up in the garage everytime he took the mexican maid for a rough ride on the rug. Giorgio's been addicted ever since!

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Cornelius is a genius. He such a genius you can know listen to his whole new record in less than three minutes. Word is he's been hired by the man to entertain the masses at the upcoming gathering of the sheep. From my point of view he dropped the ball there. That doesn't mean I hate him though, he's just got a different opinion about it. I just have another smoke and let the star fruits surf ride me.

Monday, May 27, 2002

Sunday, May 26, 2002

The Rapture seem to be a hip band, that's weird 'cause the whale likes 'em too. But hey, if they can do a song about dumb waiters why can't dumb dj's like 'em? I heard a rumour that the (we are) fucking (eachother) Dewaele Brothers are real jealous lovers! So beware boys (and I do mean boys!) and girls (sometimes when they can't even find their own asshole)!