Sunday, April 06, 2003

From now on the Killerwhale's going skyward in triumph unless he's doing a rad 180 and slams his big mouth on a concrete rock.

Because a lot of people's lifes became meaningless after I got too lazy to type this shit there's nothing else I could do...

Tuesday, September 10, 2002

Indierockgod J.Mascis did a song about the Killerwhale : tell the truth.

Monday, September 02, 2002

I've been telling a lot of people to go see the awesome Bellrays (not on this page but live in their face), but nobody seems to listen. They rather go see some stupid but very hip danceshit. I say those people haven't got the balls to experience the BOMB that is the Bellrays live in concert 'cause they'll have to admit that all that hip danceshit they're listening to is empty meaningless CRAP that's only good for backgroundmusic while shopping at the GB or taking the elevator or having a shit at a public toilet (it's especially very good for shitting, may I recommend Royksopp or whatever it's called for improved bowelmovement!). Admit it people after almost 50 years of modern popmusic not crappy computerbeats with some wimpy but fashionable asshole pressing some buttons here and there but loud guitars, thunderdrums and a screaming voice are still what it takes to get your dick hard or your pussy wet (mmm, wet pussy)! Have you got what it takes? Prove it tonight at the Lintfabriek in Kontich 'round 8 o'clock. I'll see you there or I'll know you are a SQUARE! If you are a bit dim and never heard the Bellrays listen to some tracks here: Blues for Godzilla, Hole in the world and Dark horse pidgeon

Sunday, September 01, 2002

Here are the Moistboyz again with another tune of their latest album. Maybe they've been reading this page and agreed with the Whale that it's pretty cheap to just put up part of a song so here's a complete one called 'The Tweaker' and needless to say...

Thursday, August 29, 2002

While the list of overrated shitbands is already bigger than the motherfuckin' bible here's the world's most underrated one: MUDHONEY! No pathetic drugaddictions, stupid suicides or anal selfpity for these guys just fuckin' ROCK! Not that they have been living the straight life but thanks to the miracles of sonic infusion they survived almost every poserband they had to open for the last decade or so.

Monday, August 26, 2002

A special request from my man René the haircutmodel (it's his first step toward a career as a pornstar). This is Titclap (not a new venereal disease for da ladies) by Bob Log III (now he could be a pornstar with a name like that) and yes that sound in the break is exactly what you think it is!

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Fuck wanking your guitar, KILLING it is a lot cooler and at least it shows you have got a satisfying sexlife (or not?). That's right I'm talking about and you will know us by the stupid jokes the Whale cracks about our name... who will conquer the stage tomorrowafternoon and show us exactly why Millionaire sucks and Jane's Addiction are bunch of old farts! If you're not going to see them than this song is about you.